Carrying two Danes on your shoulders

There seems to be some confusion over my complaints about Denmark. Firstly, everyone I worked with (aside from Ken Primby of course), was fair, honest and hard-working. In fact, you have to have a high work ethic because every worker in Denmark carries at least two lazy, useless Danes on their shoulders, through the high taxes they pay. Even worse is that it means you have very little left for the people who actually matter in your life, which in my case is my wife and our four children.

So there you go, just in case anyone I ever worked with reads this!